Simpson Sounds

All sounds are links so please E-mail me if links are broken 


  Apu's Sounds
Barney's Sounds
Bart's Sounds
Grandpa's Sounds
Groundkeeper's Willy Sounds
Homer's Sounds
Krusty's Sounds
  Mcbain's Sounds
Moe's Sounds
Mr.Burn's Sounds
Ned Flander's Sounds
Wiggum's Sounds
Misc's Sounds


Apu

apucow.wav 20KB "Cowabanga"
hell.wav 22KB "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell [gun shots]"
noenglish.wav 77KB "I do not speak English."
SargPep.wav 38KB Singing: "I'm Seargant Pepper's lonely Hearts Club Man!"
twinky.wav 37KB "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinky!"

Barney

Burp.wav 6KB Barney Burps
stopped.wav 37KB "Uh oh, my heart just stopped. . . . . Ah there it goes."

Bart

butt.wav 30KB "Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt?"
damned.wav 27KB "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
cntmakeit.wav 50KB "It's like he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it . . ."

Grampa

dikkity.wav 73KB " . . .We had to say dikkity, cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty. . . ."
germpln.wav 64KB "I never thought I could shoot down a german plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."
matlock.wav 22KB "Maaaaaaatttttlllllooooock!"
outhouse.wav 19KB "I'm going to the outhouse." "We don't have an outhouse." "Ahhh, my toolshed!"
outlives.wav 49KB ". . .greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I never understood why that is. Frankly, I can see an upside to it! Heh heeh!"

Groundskeeper Willy

chalk.wav 109KB "Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms." "I warned ye! Didn't I warn ye! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"
singing.wav 65KB Singing: "When life is getting you dowm and your're felling lonely ye can always gooo., Ach! Downtown!"
waters.wav 111KB "And that's how Willie waters. Now, you take the hoose . . ."

Homer

any key.wav 39KB "To start press the any key where is the any key!!! . . ."
backkill.wav 44KB "All right brain, let's do this so I can get back to killing you with beer."
beer.wav 16KB "Oh, there's only one beer left and its Bart's."
beerkill.wav 131KB "Oh Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire. Beer kill's brain cells. Now let's go back to that . . . place, where ours beds and TV. . . is."
bees.wav 51KB " . . . Dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
blakjack.wav 68KB "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me" "22" "D'oh!"
blubber.wav 41KB "Woo hoo, look at that blubber fly!"
Boogey.wav 18KB "uh boogey man !!!....."
bongohed.wav 136KB "I hope i have enough sense u bongohead..uga..buga.."
brndont.wav 116KB "We're going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has." "Nooooooo! It's not fair."
clever.wav 65KB "There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it." "D'oh!"
comps.wav 67KB "When it comes to compliments women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, more, MORE!"
computer.wav 21KB "No time for that now, the computer's starting!"
cube.wav 162KB "Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube. . . "
devil.wav 118KB "I'm smarter than the devil!"
doh.wav 6KB "D'oh!"
dohs.wav 162KB "D'oh.D'oh..D'ohs..D'oh......!!!!!"
dream.wav 37KB "Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the American Dream?"
Doodoo.wav 284KB "All whil everyone else is going 'Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo'"
eatthem.wav 27KB "Evil space aliens. Don't eat me: I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"
flea.wav 136KB Singing:"There was a little Spanish flea............!!!"
flntstne.wav 99KB A parody of the Flintstones theme song.
fortune.wav 139KB "Man This place look expensive..i feel like waistting fortune just standing here.. better make most of it..."
fourweek.wav 54KB "The plant called. They said if you don't come in tommorow don't bother coming in Monday." "Woo hoo! Four day Weekend!"
frogurt.wav 227KB "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse." "Oooh, that's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt . . ."
giggle.wav 72KB "Marge i swear i didn't touch here..u know how bashfull i am.. i can't even say word 10mouth without giggling like a school girl.. he..heeee..heeeeeee........"
Giggles.ra 7KB "Homer Giggling....."
hoedown.wav 61KB "Lisa, never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoedown."
imevil.wav 94KB Singing: "I am evil Homer! . . ."
litlslo.wav 187KB "They said I was, get this: A LITTLE SLOW! . . ."
IOdnt.wav 36KB "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead of me!"
losebran.wav 17KB "Me lose brain? Uh oh"
maganim.wav 129KB "Dad, those all come from the same animal!" "That's right, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal."
meow.wav 45KB Singing: "Meow meow meow meow."
move2lit.wav 74KB "Do u see light homeer.. yes.. move in to light my son..."
mrburns.wav 86KB "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "All right, Mr. Burns. Uhh, what's your first name?" "I don't know"
muppet.wav 55KB "Dad, what's a muppet?" "Welll, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but maaan. So to answer your question I don'y know."
Nacho.wav 63KB "Nacho..Nacho man i want to be Nacho man..."
newmex.wav 8KB "Hey, there's a NEW mexico."
nofree.wav 105KB "If you want anything in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the winning lottery numbers."
notv.wav 100KB "No TV and no beer make Homer something something." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do . . . "
openmoth.wav 139KB "'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." "What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid. Takes one to know one! Swish!"
peanut.wav 209KB "Twnty dollars! I wanted a peanut!" "Twenty dollars can buy you many peanuts . . ."
plow.wav 32KB The Mr. Plow theme song.
poker.wav 222KB "They're dogs, and they're playing poker! . . ."
q-tip.wav 15KB "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."
question.wav 151KB "You have three questions." "Are you really the head of the Quik-E-Mart?" "Yes" "Really?" "Yes" "You?" "Yes. Thank you, come again."
robot.wav 39KB "You'd have to be pretty desparate to make it with a robot."
sandwedg.wav 105KB "Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open faced club -- A sandwedge!" "Mmmm, open-faced club sandwedge"
smart.wav 133KB Singing: "I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T . . ."
sorny.wav 45KB "I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And there's Magnetbox, and Sorny."
stats.wav 57KB "All people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of all people know that."
Stpdhead.wav 65KB "Hello u genie u are stupid head..is home that u..uhh.."
therm.wav 19KB "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
tron.wav 204KB "Homer this is your physician dr..can u tell me what is like in there..Did Any one see movie tron.. no...no..no..no...no.. no.......no.. yes..i mean no......."
thmpsn.wav 103KB " . . . Hello, Mr. Thompson." "I think he's talking to you."
tummy.wav 31KB Singing: "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy, and I feel like loving you."
warning.wav 57KB "If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets, and see the game Sunday morning." "Warning, tickets should not be taken internally." "See, because of me, now they have a warning."
weasel.wav 103KB "Don't discourage the boy, Marge, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."
wedding.wav 34KB "What is a wedding? Well, Webster's ictionary defines a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden."
woohoo.wav 8KB "Woo hoo!"

Krusty the Klown

badchecks.wav 78KB "Evry time you watch my show, I will send you forty dollars!" "Checks will not be honored."
bettcar.wav 63KB "I coulda pulled a better cartoon outta my aa-a-a hey whoa, wasn't that great kids!"
laugh.wav 36KB Krusty's laugh.

McBain

atom.wav 58KB "Up and atom!" "Up an at them!
nothing.wav 123KB "The goggles do nothing!"
silly.wav 49KB "My next movie is a mixture of action and comedy. It's called McBain, Let's Get Silly"

Moe

breakleg.wav 182KB "Because you don't have any collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance."
liedetec.wav 148KB The lie detector scene in the "Who shot Mr. Burns?" episode
ovrthr.wav 184KB "Hey Moe, look over there." "What, what am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon . . ."

Montgomery Burns

bur.wav 20KB "Excellent.."
bitch.wav 102KB "Welcome. Come in. Ahh fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead. . ." "Sir, you have to let go of the button." "Son of a Bitch!"
germans.wav 183KB "Ooooh, the germans are mad at me . . ."
moron.wav 59KB Singing: "Only a moron wouldn't vote for Burns . . ." Campaign song.
plague.wav 120KB "As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague."
scoop.wav 65KB "Give me the ice cream scoop." "Ice cream scoop?" "Damn it, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgury!"
vest.wav 328KB This is the entire "See my Vest" Song. It's over two minutes long.

Ned Flanders

donefor.wav 126KB "We're done for! We're done-diddly-done for . . ."
hidelyho.wav 18KB "Hi-delly-ho!"

The Wiggums

912.wav 30KB "No, you have the wrong number. This is 91 . . . 2"
Crooked.wav 88KB "You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops. They are! Oh no, have they set a date?"
DOA.wav 279KB "Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news: Your husband was found DOA. Oh my God, he's dead! No! I mean DWI . . . I always get those two mixed up."
english.wav 32KB "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
flutin.wav 66KB ". . .And Ralph wiggum with a flute up his nose. [flute noises] That's some nice flutin' boy."
Infltble.wav 47KB "Just get one of those inflatable women, but make sure it's a woman, cause one time I, uh . . ."
Murder.wav 69KB "My husband's on a murderous rampage, over. Oh, it's a good thing that's over, I was worried there for a minute."
Pulp.wav 552KB A hilarious Pulp Fiction parody
Takethat.wav 101KB "Enough of yours borex explaination ..man like is a take u need action ..shoot.. take that losey demension..."
Worm.wav 107KB "Miss Hoover! My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"

Other

badcops.wav 161KB Singing: Springfield Bad Cops song. Parody of Cops theme somg.
bueno.wav 26KB Bee Guy: "Ay! No es bueno!
catch.wav 288KB Everybody: This is almost every character's catch phrase.
cngrsman.wav 38KB Jimbo: "i heard that the guy's ass has own congressman"
cosby.wav 92KB Bill Cosby: "Hey Kids! Meet Grandpa Murphy!" "But we have three Grandpas already." "This one's a great Jazz musician."
dohdeer.wav 216KB Homer, Lisa, and Marge: "D'oh!" "A deer!" "A female deer!"
drnick.wav 38KB Dr. Nick: "Hi Everybody!" "Hi, Dr. Nick."
elephant.wav 189KB Peanut Factory Manager: "This is the moment we all feared! Many of you thought it would never happen. But I insisted we spend two hours training for it every morning. Many of you requested to me transfered to a different peanut factory . . ."
gladys.wav 29KB Troy McClure: "I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as, 'Today We Kill, Tommorow We Die,' and 'Gladys, the Groovy Mule.'"
Nelson.wav 8KB Neslson famous Laugh "ha....ha..........'"
robotcar.wav 69KB Lenny and Carl: "Hey! Look, Homer's got one of those robot cars!" "One of those AMERICAN robot cars."
scratchy.wav 163KB The Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song
softball.wav 444KB The Softball Song
stoncutt.wav 473KB The Stonecutters Theme Song
testes.wav 20KB Lunch Lady Doris: "More testicles means more iron."
walletinsp.wav 79KB Snake: "Uh, Wallet Inspector" "Here you go, I believe everything's in order." "I can't believe that worked!"
Wookie.wav 18KB Ralph: "I bend my wookie.....'"

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